"The real “war on Christmas” is when Americans spend $450 billion on Christmas; however, it would take only $20 billion to ensure that all people in the world could have access to clean water for a year."


a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

(Source: toxicwinner, via buckethatsnacid)


can cute boys stop being

  1. gay
  2. younger than me
  3. 15 years older than me
  4. 12343435 miles away
  5. taken
  6. famous

7. way way way older than me

8. dead 

(Source: sidethots, via buckethatsnacid)

yknow when you see someone and think they’d give a fucking good hug