stay gold, smiler

msjewbooty:

let’s do something cool like get hypothermia or wear matching jean jackets

(via punk--and--dis0rderly)

parischan:

imagine ur icon murdering someone with the expression they currently have

jfc nobody needs that from mine

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Reasons To Be Happy:

1. Dead trees still stand and so can you.
2. You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you. 
3. Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.

clearly you have not been to england

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thebbcisslowlykillingme:

meulins-choice-ass:

whodoyouthinkyourefooling:

funfreacksnc:

babyferaligator:

trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay

u are the future 

find the hay in the needlestack tho

Big Magnet.

if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things

should i be scared or excited though

I think we must expect great things from you…. After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things — terrible, yes, but great.

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i’d dress nicer but i dont have the money or body  it’s night and i’m alone with my cat so why should i

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only the first 5 tags you use (on an original post) will be found when using the search thingy

…so if you want people to see your lovely posts you should prioritise those 5 and make them relevant!

ok i’m one of those people who gets grief for being attracted to the kinda weirder looking guys

just remembered there are people out there who actually

- date

- don’t get that astrology is a load of shit

- find SNL funny

- find US comedy funny

- like taylor swift

- do things cause others expect it of them

i live in the kind of reality that allows me to buy records even if i don’t have a record player